The Worthless Weekly

Love Making with a Shark?

Maybe.  If you are into that kind of thing, you should check out my brother’s new album, Romantic Shark Attack.   Currently No. 13  on AimeStreet’s Top 25, ahead of Bare Naked Ladies, but below Mandy Moore at the time being.  Here’s the

Why Being a Writer Sucks

Everybody says or does stupid things that they regret. It is the nature of the human. So why do writer’s set their stupidity in stone? This blog for example is just stupidness upon stupidness, and as a result the people who read it just get stupider

A 20-Year Old That You Should Know About

This may be the first time you’re hearing about Daniel Davis, but it defintely won’t be the last. This 20-year old Winthrop University student plays the violin better than the guy in Pinochio and he’s got more swagger than McJagger (lin

Why Natalie Portman is Making Me a Creep

Today I got home from work, went to my computer, and Googled “Natalie Portman,” because I have not been able to get her off my mind all day. I saw her in a magazine at the waiting room (no, I was not reading Seventeen Magazine), and I was rem

Being Italian on St. PattyÂ’s Day

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya!  Sorry, I just had to lead with that line.  St. Patrick’s Day is great day of pride for Irish people.  For that reason, a large percentage of people are generally in great moods on March 17.  How can you not be

Why Women are Amazing

Many men will read this and assume that I am just a lame guy trying to get laid by writing this blog entry about how amazing women are.  Trust me, I am not that tactless.  I am not the guy that learns how to play guitar online to write a cheesy love song,

OK, Since You Tagged Me, My 25 Things

1. I once overdosed on brown sugar, and I am not ruling out the possibility of it happening again. 2. I cried for hours when my little goldfish, “Goldie,” died. I never should have cut it into tiny little pieces with scissors. 3. My first kiss

My New Haircut!

This is not a blog about that YouTube New Jersey-ite who is in the f****** zone.  This is literally a post about my new haircut, so knowing that millions of people thouroughly enjoyed that video, I’m sorry to disappoint you in that this is in no way

Warming Up for a Snowball Fight

Years of baseball, and a life spent in snowy Western, Mass. only means one thing:  Badass snowball fighter.  Right?  Wrong. Snowball fighting expectations are always way too high for baseball players, like when the former college basketball player in your

Thanks for the Thanks, Asshole

Subject A decides to cross the street.  In order to do so, Subject A must wait for Subject B to stop his or her car to allow Subject A to cross.  Subject A has several options to thank Subject B, but often decides to ignore altogether Subject B, in which

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