Non-Belieber Has Beliebers Arrested For Beliebing in Bieber

My scariest moment living in New York City was the time I passed by a crowd of Beliebers gathering outside Macy’s, waiting to love-attack Justin Bieber the second he stepped outside. I could feel the braced-face-excitement and hormonal energy in the air and I just knew any of them would happily murder me if I got in their way. So I understand the fear that the owner of the Hit Factory in Miami must have felt when he saw a group of Beliebers start to stake out his recording studio.

However I don’t understand why he chose to call the cops to have the girls arrested. He claims that they already cost him $10,000 in damages from their stampede during Bieber’s topless skateboard show over the weekend. Which totally might be true.

But do you really want to get on the bad side of girls who say things like this: “I touched his hand, he smells like cotton candy!”

These are not the words of rational, level-headed girls. These are the words of girls who are beyond reason. Girls, in fact, who have openly threatened Selena Gomez with death — and if memory serves me right, celebrated that threat with a Twitter hashtag.

I say memory serves me right because it’s hard to keep all their hashtags straight. Beliebers know how to harness the power of social media better than anyone else in the world and I’m honestly pretty impressed with their powers. One wrong move and not only will they threaten to kill you, but they’ll also turn your name into some kind of trendable hashtag that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

These girls are dangerous and I fear to think how this man’s life is about to change. Especially since the cops refused to actually arrest them and they now know that they have law enforcement on their side.

See all the action go down right here:

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