Drink 2nite?

Sometimes when I look at a picture, especially a fancy high-definition picture with a million megapixels, I'm more interested in the background than the foreground. Well, not more interested -- it really depends on the subject of the picture. If the picture is of a cow, I might be more interested with a ranch authentic barn in the background or a polar bear drinking out of a water faucet than the cow itself. There's only so many cows you can see before you begin to get bored of cows. I remember back in my early days when I used to be a cranky and miserable little boy, my mother would say to me from the passenger seat of a moving car, "Look out the window! There's cows!" I used to then flip at her by responding with, "Wow! Just wow! Look -- cows! My God! They're so absolutely rare! We live in Northeastern Pennsylvania and we're driving through the country and look -- there's cows! What's next? What next amazing unexpected sight will we see? Oh my God -- there's a tree! Look, a tree! Oh my God! A tree! Never saw one of those before!" Did I mention that I used to once be very cranky and miserable before my life changed for the better? No -- well, I used to be very cranky and miserable when I was younger, like four months ago and earlier. Nowadays I don't even curse anymore. I was explaining this theory to my sister earlier today: if one doesn't curse, one seems to lead a happier lifestyle and has less of an angry attitude. By personal experience, this is turning out to be true. My mother and I used to always bicker and yes, I would curse at her, but ever since I stopped cursing, even in casual conversation or even online, I just feel a lot better. I definitely have a much better relationship with my mother now than I ever did before too. Life is good -- very, very good. In conclusion: this blog is safe for your kids to read!